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Longest rant EVER. My boosh brethren, please read and don't hurt me afterwards.

Noel Fielding has REALLY crossed the line this time! For you fellow boosh fans, hold you breath and read. -> [link]

It is now official, i HATE NOEL FIELDING! Yet i still care for him, my heads a mess. It's like he's my brother or something. That attention seeking whore of a man is so up his perfectly curved arse that he thinks he can get away with THIS sh*t he's been doing, just because he's so flipping gorgeous. (I'm high on anger, i might calm down tomorrow)
He says he thinks of himself as ugly but he full well knows everyone else lusts after him, but that still doesn't give him the right to treat poor Dee Plume this way. He really does not deserve her. For some reason I'm crying inside, like I've been kicked in the chest or something,and i don't even know him.
I really don't want them to split but to be truly honest if i was her I would have dumped him ages ago and gone off with the more charming and sweetly shy Julian Barratt (ignoring the fact he's around the same age as my folks).
As i've said in my last journal that i wrote a short time ago (which i recommend you read [link]), Julian is the most talented of the two, and it would give me great pleasure to see Julian leave Noel behind and move to America and become a famous movie star (which he really deserves ) while everyone finally realise what a twat Noel is and leave him friendless rotting in a corner of a club sitting in his own sick and misery. I'll keep feeling this way until he really sorts himself out. I was foolishly under the impression that Noel had now acknowledged what he's getting himself into and now slowly working his way to improvement.
Obviously not.
The only thing thats going for him are his looks, without that I hardly doubt he'd have as many admirers. If ever i was to meet Noel and Juilan I would happily embrace Juilan (mentally molesting him) and punch Noel is the stomach (mentally punching him in the face, which i wouldn't do in reality in fear of being chased down and killed by half the UK's young female population.)

I might as well add this to the rant as well since I'm here. Why is it that Julian is the musically talented one yet it is NOEL who ends up on the covers of NME magazines, which happens to be a MUSIC magazine? I think it's because NME doesn't actually care about music anymore and just wants to round up popular Candem tarts and druggies, hence why Noel's on there. Now i wouldn't be surprised if he has done drugs, i mean come on, have you seen the people he hangs around with now? I really hope not, because if i find out he has, then that would be it for good, I'd stop caring about him completely and even go off the Boosh. I wouldn't be able to look at him the same way again, nor even dare to look at him at all. It upsets me just thinking about it.

Now I'm not expecting everyone to agree with me on this one, but comments would still be very much be appreciated.

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